The folks at Bayerische Motoren Werke AG (that’s BMW to you and me) will continue to apply a full-court press to the U.S. luxury market this year, featuring a growing lineup that will boast an ultimate driving machine for just about every taste—that is, unless you’re hungry for the BMW M5.

The Russian tuning firm TopCar has released these pictures of the BMW 5-Series set to be revealed at the Moscow Motor Show.

Filmed in 2 states, with at least a dozen soapy girls washing, driving and wrecking cars, you’ll see Corvettes, a Saleen S7, the wreckage of a Porsche GT3 and finally girl on girl drag race between the Mercedes Benz AMG C63 and the BMW E63 M6.

Manhart BMW X6M revealed

Yes you read that right. Motor Trend thinks the Mustang GT is so good, it can get in the ring with the far more expensive and higher-falootin' M3. Was it a blowout? Watch the video to see.

Sometime last year, a few Photoshop gurus got together and made some very funny “mini” versions of their favorite cars. The trend caught on, and soon lots of people were taking their favorite cars, and through the process of image manipulation, made them mini versions of themselves.

Teresa Noreen came down to Miro Wheels in her tiny bikini to spend some time behind the wheel of a BMW M5 and to give it a soapy wash after.

Here are some photo albums of some of the modified and exotic cars I took at the 2009 SEMA Show Pictures from the Las Vegas Convention center. CHECK BACK DAILY for more albums!

Leave it to the Germans to test a trio of tuner cars in search of the best bank job getaway vehicle. Wait, what?

The M3 Agitator transforms the M3 into a true performance vehicle with vastly improved driving dynamics. The tuning program consists of an ECU re-calibration, inconel high-performance exhaust, carbon fibre air-intake, sports filters and adjustable ride height/dampening suspension.

Lumma 2011 BMW 5 Series